Was there an apocalypse while I was asleep at the airport?
Heavily sedated, I fell asleep on my layover. When I woke up, the place was empty Thu 31 May 2018 01.05 BST Last modified on Thu 31 May 2018 03.16 BST Shares 89 A lone woman waiting for her luggage at an airport baggage carousel ‘It was like that opening scene in 28 Days Later when the bike courier emerges from a coma to a city emptied of people.’ Photograph: Alamy Stock Photo When I interviewed the US writer Fran Lebowitz a few Japanese Porn months ago, the two things she kept returning to in our conversation were Trump and “the flight”. Trying to think of the dumbest thing she could compare to Donald Trump, she told me a story about stopping at a servo in Pennsylvania and buying a 50-cent stick of gum. She handed over a dollar before realising that the clerk could not calculate the change because the till was broken. “And I said to myself: ‘If Donald Trump had to work, this would be Donald Trump behind the counter.’ He’s really stupid. People don’t w...